broken jaw and all

inglourious basterds. two guys and a girl walk out of a bar; this is what happens next. bridget von hammersmark/archie hicox. rated nc-17. 2098 words. AU.

notes: LOL you guys I don't even know. i feel like anything and everything i write these days needs to be preempted with a disclaimer of just how shameless i've become in the ( Read more... )

the worst-case scenario survival handbook

lost. a plane crashes in the jungle. if no one is alive to hear it, does it make a sound? original characters. rated r. 7860 words.

notes: haha, oh boy. this shall be known as the fic that ate my brain. and yes - original characters in a lost fic. oh, er, original of me? so, you remember that one time ( Read more... )

one nation - under bluth
(or, how michael learned to stop worrying and not really love the bomb)

fandom: arrested development
disclaimer: not mine
rating: pg
word count: 1424
summary: vote lucille! the bluths conquer the white house. for a little, at least.

notes: hello, crack!fic. and this? is crack in its purest, most random form. i blame
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I finished it! (It's so cracked out, kids. So, so cracked. So cracked I don't even think I'll x-post this hot litle mess.)

Vacant Hotel Rooms
five lovers Jordan McDeere never had
(or, men that make Danny Tripp appear a fraction of a man)

Fandom(s): Studio 60, The West Wing, Lost, Friends, Arrested Development, Law and Order: SVU
Disclaimer: None of ( Read more... )